Short Music for Short People

Short Music for Short People
Compilation album by Various artists
Released	June 1, 1999
Genre	Punk rock, pop-punk, ska-punk, melodic hardcore
Length	49:27
Label	Fat Wreck Chords
Fat Wreck Chords chronology
Life in the Fat Lane (1999) Short Music for Short People (1999) Live Fat, Die Young (2001)

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Short Music for Short People is a 1999 compilation album released on the Fat Wreck Chords record label. It features 101 bands playing songs averaging approximately 30 seconds in length.

With a few exceptions, most of the album's tracks were written and recorded specifically for this release at the request of Fat Wreck Chords founder and NOFX bassist/vocalist Fat Mike. The compilation peaked at #191 on the Billboard 200.

Track listing

Please note that due to limitations of the CD format, tracks 99-101 are indexed as one track.

Track listing
No.	Title	Artist	Length
1.	"Short Attention Span"	Fizzy Bangers	0:08
2.	"Anchor"	Less Than Jake	0:30
3.	"Ketchup Soup"	Teen Idols	0:30
4.	"A.C.A.B. (All Comic Heroes are Fascist Pigs)"	Terrorgruppe	0:24
5.	"Overcoming Learned Behavior"	Good Riddance	0:27
6.	"Quit Your Job"	Chixdiggit	0:24
7.	"Ready"	The Living End	0:34
8.	"Out of Hand" (Greg Graffin)	Bad Religion	0:39
9.	"Asian Pride"	Hi-Standard	0:29
10.	"Steamroller Blues"	Aerobitch	0:26
11.	"Doin' Laundry"	Nerf Herder	0:29
12.	"Freegan" (from Stay Asleep)	Bigwig	0:32
13.	"Not Again"	Undeclinable Ambuscade	0:31
14.	"Waste Away" (Clements, Crowen, Dunegan, Haberman, Frady)	Fury 66	0:29
15.	"The Radio Still Sucks"	The Ataris	0:28
16.	"Armageddon Singalong"	Unwritten Law	0:36
17.	"Hearts Frozen Solid, Thawed Once More by the Spring of Rage, Despair, and Hopelessness"	AFI	0:32
18.	"Farts Are Jazz to Assholes"	Dillinger Four	0:33
19.	"Surf City"	Spread	0:28
20.	"Back to You"	Swingin' Utters	0:33
21.	"Outhouse of Doom"	The Bar Feeders	0:34
22.	"Alienation"	Citizen Fish	0:32
23.	"Family Reunion"	Blink-182	0:36
24.	"Mirror, Signal, Wheelspin"	Goober Patrol	0:28
25.	"Saturday Night"	Killswitch	0:32
26.	"Bedroom Windows"	Enemy You	0:24
27.	"Sara Fisher"	No Use for a Name	0:30
28.	"The Ballad of Wilhelm Fink"	Green Day	0:32
29.	"Delraiser Part III: Del on Earth"	Consumed	0:27
30.	"Told You Once"	The Mr. T Experience	0:11
31.	"Randal Gets Drunk"	Lagwagon	0:28
32.	"Fishfuck"	GWAR	0:32
33.	"Howdy Doody in the Woodshed"	The Dickies	0:32
34.	"Long Enough to Forget You"	Samiam	0:29
35.	"Erik Sandin's Stand-In"	Dogpiss	0:33
36.	"We Want the Kids"	59 Times the Pain	0:20
37.	"Warren's Song Part 8"	Bracket	0:31
38.	"No Fgcnuik" (from Sex Mad)	Nomeansno	0:31
39.	"I Like Food" (Bill Stevenson; from the Fat EP)	Descendents	0:17
40.	"Triple Track"	Dance Hall Crashers	0:32
41.	"Don Camero Lost His Mind"	Guttermouth	0:29
42.	"X-99" (Limp)	Limp	0:38
43.	"Faust"	Jughead's Revenge	0:31
44.	"Deny Everything" (Keith Morris, Roger Rogerson; from Group Sex)	Circle Jerks	0:25
45.	"Hand Grenades"	The Offspring	0:36
46.	"Mike Booted Our First Song, So We Recorded This One Instead"	Mad Caddies	0:28
47.	"Union Yes"	The Criminals	0:34
48.	"Dirty Needles" (Ben Weasel; from Television City Dream)	Screeching Weasel	0:27
49.	"300 Miles"	One Man Army	0:29
50.	"Klawsterfobia"	Strung Out	0:30
51.	"You Don't Know Shit" (Youth Brigade)	Youth Brigade	0:34
52.	"Doin' Fine"	Groovie Ghoulies	0:27
53.	"John for the Working Man"	Tilt	0:30
54.	"A Prayer for the Complete and Utter Eradication of All Generic Pop-Punk"	Spazz	0:26
55.	"It's a Real Time Thing"	The Damned	0:31
56.	"All My Friends Are in Popular Bands"	88 Fingers Louie	0:31
57.	"I Hate Punk Rock"	D.O.A.	0:31
58.	"Fun"	Pulley	0:31
59.	"To All the Kids"	The Vandals	0:28
60.	"30 Seconds Till the End of the World"	Pennywise	0:32
61.	"Get a Grip"	No Fun at All	0:27
62.	"Blatty (Human Egg)"	Sick of It All	0:32
63.	"I Got None"	ALL	0:29
64.	"See Her Pee"	NOFX	0:32
65.	"F.O.F.O.D." (Kevin Seconds)	7 Seconds	0:31
66.	"Blacklisted"	Rancid	0:27
67.	"Chandeliers and Souvenirs"	Diesel Boy	0:29
68.	"Your Kung Fu Is Old...and Now You Must Die!!!"	Adrenalin O.D.	0:31
69.	"My Pants Keep Falling Down"	Frenzal Rhomb	0:31
70.	"I Hate Your Fucking Guts"	The Queers	0:30
71.	"Comin' to Your Town"	D.I.	0:26
72.	"Spray Paint" (Chuck Dukowski, Greg Ginn; from Damaged)	Black Flag	0:32
73.	"Rage Against the Machine Are Capitalist Phonies"	White Flag	0:28
74.	"Bring It to an End"	Anti-Flag	0:28
75.	"Not a Happy Man" (Davis White)	Avail	0:35
76.	"Old Mrs. Cuddy"	The Real McKenzies	0:31
77.	"Traitor"	Agnostic Front	0:31
78.	"Life Rules 101" (Dave Smalley)	Down by Law	0:31
79.	"Wake Up"	Radio Days	0:32
80.	"Too Bad You Don't Get It"	Useless ID	0:34
81.	"Humanity"	Poison Idea	0:35
82.	"In Your Head"	Men O' Steel	0:25
83.	"Supermarket Forces"	Subhumans	0:32
84.	"Tribute to the Mammal"	Buckwild	0:22
85.	"Pretty Houses"	Lunachicks	0:28
86.	"The Band That Wouldn't Die"	Dwarves	0:38
87.	"Like a Fish in Water"	The Bouncing Souls	0:34
88.	"Turn It Up"	The Almighty Trigger Happy	0:30
89.	"Madam's Apple" (Dan Root, Daniel Gadbury)	One Hit Wonder	0:32
90.	"Staggering" (Mel Chappell)	Hotbox	0:28
91.	"DMV"	20%	0:29
92.	"Big Fat Skinhead"	Snuff	0:30
93.	"Pimmel" (Kim Shattuck)	The Muffs	0:34
94.	"Mr. Brett, Please Put Down Your Gun"	H2O	0:30
95.	"Wake Up"	Bodyjar	0:33
96.	"Eyez"	Nicotine	0:26
97.	"Another Stale Cartoon"	Satanic Surfers	0:31
98.	"I Don't Mind"	Ten Foot Pole	0:31
99.	"Welcome to Dumpsville, Population: You" "NY Ranger" "The Count"	Caustic Soda Misfits Wizo	1:25
Total length:			49:27

See also

• Fat Wreck Chords compilations

References

1. Allmusic review